TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well hotter than a jalapeno Elvis Impersonator Keller Texas in July, Texas has been seized by the King himself! It's similar to an old-timey rock and roll feast with every town lookin' cooler than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the fried chicken wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been swarmin' to Texas like it's